Why do they have to be annoying?
Monday, June 16th, 2008Something Old: Banacek (1972-74)
Something New:
Banacek was an early 1970’s American television show about a slightly annoying man who investigated impossible crimes.
Actually, I’ve found that men and women who saw the show when they were young now have one of two different memories of it.
Men: “Banacek had the ultimate male lifestyle fantasy, with a mansion in old-town
Women: “Banacek was a smarmy, smirking pig, and if he’d been a real person no self-respecting woman would have touched him with a ten-foot pole.”
Having recently watched all the episodes, I’ve got to side with the ladies.
Banacek was actually based on the movie The Thomas Crown Affair. In the movie, of course, the investigator is Faye Dunaway and McQueen plays the crook, but apparently the network didn’t like the idea of a criminal as the main character. So in the show, Banacek plays the freelance insurance investigator who in return for recovering stolen money, valuable art, or high tech machinery, charges 10% of the value of the item recovered. He’s only called in as a last resort when the insurance company can’t recover the item themselves, and don’t want to pay off on the policy.
His main rival is one of the insurance companies’ employees, Carly, and like just about every other continuing character on the show, she was even more annoying than Banacek. The producers of the show apparently couldn’t decide what to do with this character, since she was variously sleeping with Banacek, not sleeping with him but jealous, engaged to his most acrimonious rival, and, in one episode, his assistant!
There were other competing insurance investigators, and they all exhibited a small-minded dog-in-the-manger meanness that by comparison made Banacek look like a saint. And even his driver Jay, who was used mainly for comic relief, was introduced in an episode in which he tried to undercut Banacek’s work and take his commission for himself.
So why would anyone watch this show? Well, beyond the trappings, the main point of Banacek was that in his role of freelance insurance investigator, he was faced with what seemed to be an impossible theft each week. While there were a couple of complete clunkers, in general the quality of the impossible crimes was very high indeed. Some of these were re-used from earlier books and short stories, but not particularly well-known ones, so they should stymie most viewers, and others were brand new. In one example, we witness a guard get on an elevator carrying a briefcase full of cash. It’s a special elevator designed to go to only one other floor. But when it arrives, the guard is gone, and the briefcase is empty. In addition to the original and clever idea, this episode was one of the few that developed the plot and added important clues throughout the show. For most of them, you can watch the first five minutes and the last five minutes and still get all the value out of them.
In the end Banacek lasted only 17 episodes, and that was probably a few too many.
Jonathan
Unlike Banacek, this show thrived on the relationship between two adult characters, although that relationship cannot be said to be healthy. Maddy is driven, talkative, frank, and impulsive, while Jonathan is unambitious, introspective, and geeky. Each is ready with a snappy insult at any moment to keep other people at a distance, and these insults keep flying even after they grudgingly acknowledge that they like each other.
Every episode has Maddy trying to whip up Jonathan’s analytical interest in a crime that’s been committed, which with rare exception turns out to have been impossible. Again unlike Banacek, the show is gripping from start to finish, with excellent and fair clueing both to the criminal’s identity and the impossible method. Like Banacek, the impossibilities are the real star of the show, and series writer David Renwick put together a doozy for nearly ever show.
A few of them were, I believe, original problems and solutions on Renwick’s part. We have a woman who dreams real-life events that she could have had no knowledge of, a killer who walks into a garage and disappears, and, in one of the best, a woman is seen to enter a room via a window and disappear. The window and only door to the room remain under observation constantly, but the woman can’t be found in the quite literally empty room.
Here again many of the impossible gimmicks are old wine in new bottles. One of the most baffling episodes is Mother Redcap, which combines an ancient locked room murder method with an ingenious idea contained in a little known story by Peter and Anthony Shaffer from the London Mystery Magazine. Another episode is a clever variation on an idea from Herman Landon. But whenever Renwick does this he adds enough twists and turns that the origins are unrecognizable until you see the final solution.
And, anyway, who am I to complain about a wonderful detective show that has a mix of something old, and something new?
Bonus Bookfling: A new
In 1928, two minor
Some of the Baffles came with diagrams or charts, showing samples of evidence or clues found at the crime scene, and readers or players needed to interpret fingerprints, perform handwriting analysis, and decode secret messages in order to solve the mysteries. (The idea behind the Baffle Books was later extended by Dennis Wheatley, who sold actual crime dossiers, collections of hair samples, bloodstains, police reports, and so on, which could be used to solve fictional felonies.)
In 2006, the fine independent 


Christopher Fowler does not have something for everybody, but he does have a lot. He also writes across genres, but is now focusing on mystery. His series, about London’s Peculiar Crimes Unit (PCU), is a heady mix of the puzzle and the procedural, the old and the new, the natural and the supernatural. It features the aging, eccentric, and occasionally brilliant Arthur Bryant and the slightly-younger-but-still-aging John May, who together founded the PCU to focus on unusual crimes that might not get the focused attention needed to solve them. As a unit not in the mainstream of the department, the PCU is continuously fighting for its budget and survival, and Bryant in particular knows that he’s unlikely to work at anything useful again if the PCU is shut down.
This year marks the 100th anniversary of the publication of one of the greatest stories ever written. “The Problem of Cell 13″, by Jacques Futrelle, was published as a serial in The Boston American newspaper in 1907, and it has been published and re-published many times since. I would imagine that aside from a half-dozen stories by a guy named Doyle it is the most anthologized mystery story ever.
In 1995, Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child’s thriller Relic was published. It was a mind-blower. These guys took the high concept of a thriller and added the ingenuity of an old-fashioned detective story to come up with the best mystery/crime/suspense/thriller/horror novel since The Silence of the Lambs.
Did you know that there are two different endings to Agatha Christie’s famous And Then There Were None? It’s true: she wrote the novel, and then later on changed the ending when she re-wrote it as a play. It hardly seems fair, does it? One of the greatest mystery plots of all time and she was able to ring her own variation on it.
60 years pass. In all that time almost no one had successfully used the And Then There Were None formula. John Slade wrote a half-horror, half detective story called Ripper that wasn’t bad, but nothing else stands out.
This is a wonderful book. Joan Lowery Nixon was a great writer (four Edgar awards!) who was well-known for letting the girls she wrote about find their own way out of problems, and Stacy is no exception. When she first realizes that whoever shot her might come after her again, her first response is fear, but immediately afterward she thinks:
Edmund Crispin was a great admirer of John Dickson Carr. Upon reading Carr’s The Crooked Hinge, he was inspired to write his own detective novel. The Case of The Gilded Fly (Obsequies at Oxford in the US), was published in 1944 while he was an undergraduate at Oxford. 

It’s a way-cool setup: the mayor of New York City receives a letter announcing that a bomb is going to go off in the Hotel Amsterdam lobby at a specific date and time, and that “no matter how hard you look, you will not find it in time.” This turns out to be true, and more bombs, an extortion demand, and a very twisty plot follow. Charters is not hired by a worried citizen, or the police — he’s threatened with death by a second villain if he doesn’t find out who is setting off the bombs. Why does this villain want to know? Well… you should read the book.
Back in 1913 Carolyn Wells (pictured left) produced a manual on how to write detective stories, called The Technique of the Mystery Story. She later released a revised edition. It has practical advice and in particular very good details on clueing. Since it is now out of copyright, you can read it for free (in the original edition) online at
One person who appreciates that today is Carolyn Wheat, who is herself an outstanding writing instructor in the field of mystery and suspense. She has run many successful seminars and writing classes, and a few years ago she wrote